Fresh Manna
by Pastor Tim Burt
How about a little bit of humor this weekend. After all, Proverbs 17:22 (NIV) says, “A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.”
Someone sent this to me and made me laugh! I am hoping it will make you laugh also! Laughter is good! 
“WE ARE IN TROUBLE”
If you didn’t know before, you do now… We are in trouble!
The Population of this country is 310 million. 160 Million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the Work.
There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal Government.
Leaving 20 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied With killing TERRORISTS. Which leaves 17.2 Million to do the work.
Take from that total the 15.8 Million people who work for state and city Governments. And that Leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given Time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people In prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the Work. You and me.
And there You are sitting on your butt at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice. Real nice.
Smile and have a blessed weekend!
In His Love,
Pastor Tim Burt
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Did you know that one of thieves on a cross next to Jesus was the earthly father of the Apostle.
This can be proven by scripture.
Paul said “My old man was crucified with Christ ”
Just joking.
God Bless
Alan
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