A Little Humor to Start Your Day

Fresh Manna
by Pastor Tim Burt

Here’s a little humor to lighten and start your day hopefully with a laugh! God bless you! ~Pastor Tim 

The child and his mother

A curious child asked his mother: “Mom, why are some of your hairs  grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

Did you have one of these kids in your class growing up?

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.

The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”

The Names of Jesus’ parents

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, “What was Jesus’ mother’s name?”

One child answered, “Mary.”

The teacher then asked, “Who knows what Jesus’ father’s name was?”

A little kid said, “Verge.”

Confused, the teacher asked, “Where did you get that?”

The kid said, “Well, you know they are always talking about Verge and
Mary.

Proverbs 17:22 (NKJV) “A merry heart does good, like medicine…”

In His love,
Pastor Tim Burt

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